Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Sparkles and famewhores!
Ashley Bell in So bland it's practically invisible.
Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto.
Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we'll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we have to do is get you out of your bell-bottomed Elizabethan jumpsuit, girl, because it is doing you NO favors.
Cheryl Tiegs Chery Tiegs apparently doesn't own a full-length mirror. That is SO not flattering her and the Bumpit isn't helping.
Dave AnnableLooks good.
Florence Welch in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture She definitely likes to be covered up, doesn't she? We think this may be our favorite of her 3 looks of the night. Very pretty and romantic, but more modern-looking than the Ingalls nightgown she wore on the RC for the Oscars.
Hayden Panettiere in Luca Luca Time traveling 40-year old Hayden Panettiere from the year 2029 has still got it, amirite?
Heidi Klum in Julien MacDonald Fall 2009 This is a "don't touch me, I'm fabulous" dress if ever there was one. Give her a friendly pat on the back and you'll be sitting in the emergency room with your thumb in a cup. WAY too much, Kluminator.
Holly Robinson Peete Simple but pretty.
Jessalyn Gilsig in Romona Keveza Spring 2011 We're not even going to look up her age. If she's older than 21, she's too old for this dress. It's cute, but it should be on Dakota Fanning.
Katie PriceSure, we can all laugh at these inflatable celebrity bodies now, but when penis enlargement is perfected, vapid male famewhores will be walking around with cocker-spaniel-sized bulges in their pants and this won't seem so funny, will it?
Kim Kardasahian in J. Mendel Standard for her. It's a nice enough dress (although we almost never like the mermaid silhouette), but she's established herself as someone who can dress well; now it's time to show she can change up her look. We've seen her like this plenty of times.
Leah Remini We realize it's not a formal event, but this seems a little half-hearted.
Malin Akerman in Roberto Cavalli We like it. It's got a nice graphic quality to it while maintaining the glam factor. She's inconsistent on the RC, but this is one of her better looks.
Maria Conchita Alonso If Sofia Vergara is, as we've maintained, Charo 2.0, then that must mean Maria Conchita here is Charo 1.5.
Michael Vartan Cute.
Darius Danesh and Natasha Henstridge His tux appears to fit him terribly and we're not in love with the current vogue for white ties. She looks like a cable access Creature Double Feature host.
Odette Yustman in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2011 Enh. S'alright.
Rufus Wainwright Here at last is the long-awaited illustration to go with the Wikipedia entry entitled "Douche (Gay)."
[Photo Credit: wiremage]
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