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Ah, the perils of the ribbed waist band. Many a sweater has gone back on the shelf once we've tried it on and realized it gave us a bicycle tire around our waist (and yes, sometimes there already is a bicycle tire present, thank you very much). Daniel more than likely doesn't have any significant paunch under his clothes; that's all sweater, making him look like he's retaining water. And if he actually does have a paunch under there, all the more reason not to wear a sweater that makes it look ... paunchier.

In addition, he made matters much, much worse by deploying the flapping belt. We're not fans of the flapping belt under most circumstances, but when it's hanging out from the opening formed by leaving the last button of your cardigan undone, and when said cardigan is already drawing the eyes directly to your waist in a not-good way, then deploying the flapping belt was a particularly bad idea, Daniel, because it makes you look like you have a very flat, very weathered penis. A tapeworm penis. No one wants a tapeworm penis, Daniel.

However, Daniel Craig, you are still hot to death with a slammin bod, and this outfit is super-cute and Oh-Emm-Eff-Gee, we want those brown wingtips so bad.

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