Mike Tyson Tattoos

Whether through chemicals, incisions, or just really good moisturizer, he is giving excellent face here. We like his hair, too. In fact, we like his whole outfit. We love it when a man knows how to use a scarf. Men don't want to hear this, but it's best when we use a scarf the way a woman would: to punctuate an outfit with a little volume and a little color.

Her, we're just not loving here. We like a good houndstooth, but something about this reads way too '80s secretary/Tess McGill. In fact, we're about to deploy the bitchiest of bitchy gay things to say about a dress: it's looking totally Dress Barn sales rack.

We hate to say it, but she's making the worst possible mistake a gal can make on the RC: she's letting her man pull off the focus off her. She doesn't necessarily look bad, but he looks really good. We'd score her at about a 5/10 and him at 8/10, giving them a combined score of 6.5 out of ten, with the penis'd one doing all the heavy lifting for once. Claire, honey. A girl never lets her date outshine her, dear. Tsk.

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