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Darlings, let's have a little costume fun! We'll get to the ladies and pairs later, but first, let's check out some butt boys and make fun of their clothes. Hit it, ice princesses.


You know, once you take Juliet out of the equation, Romeo comes off a little gay.

"WOOT WOOT!
CHURN THAT BUTTER!
CHURN THAT BUTTER!
WOOT WOOT!"

"What? A guy can't get a little asymmetrical now and then without people questioning it?"


That's one grumpy little spinning wood elf.

"LIZA! ON! ICE!"

"SCHWAH!"


You know, once you take Karen out of the equation, Richard Carpenter comes off a little gay.


Okay, we're not gonna lie. That's an adorable-bordering-on-hot outfit.



A salute to drunk, straight groomsmen, who have been happily dancing to the very gay Village People at weddings for the last thirty years.

This is a really cute outfit -- if you're an editorial assistant at a fashion magazine. On the ice? Feh. Bring on the crack, we say. What's the fun in skating dressed like you're ready for a day of telephone answering?

It's like Greg Brady, Donny Osmond, and Leif Garrett all got together to make a little lovebaby.


"FUCKING CATER WAITER, DUDE! YEAH!"

"Girl, I did NOT just hear you diss my peplum, did I?"

[Photo Credit: getty]


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