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Kristin, we need to talk.

This is getting a bit out of hand. It seems you're regressing, dear. Each public appearance seems to take at least a couple of years off your age, from a clothing perspective. You started out the year a 45-year old woman dressing like a 30-year-old, a couple weeks ago you showed up dressed like a 16-year-old, and now you're a 46-year-old woman dressed like a 12 year-old. At this rate, you'll be in diapers by August. Honey, you're so pretty and you have such a lovely figure and if these things are important to you, then yes, you do actually look years younger than your age. But kitten, the ingenue clothes are beyond you now. You can still look pretty and flirty as much as you want, but little party dresses with lips all over them are not the way to go, dear.

It's not that this dress is shockingly revealing or too trendy or scandalous in any way; it's just that ... the gathering at the neckline? The little puffed sleeves? If you don't notice the lips, it looks like something Shirley Temple would have worn on her way into puberty. Plus, you know. Lips. All over.

Also, while we have your attention, your hair's kind of a mess, the shoes are cute, but they don't do anything for the outfit (not that we're suggesting lip-colored shoes or anything) and you have on not a lick of jewelry worth discussing, which might be a good thing now that we think of it, because you might have worn a lip necklace or something.

Anyway, long story short, you're a very pretty lady, but you are mere steps away from Baby Jane Hudson with this look, sweetie. Reconsider. Reassess. Fire your stylist.



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