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Kittens, we are very scared and confused. Hold us. And while you're holding us, perhaps you could explain what we're looking at here. In short (and in Gay): Honey, WHAT is going ON with that SKIRT? Is it like a roman shade and those are the little pulls to get the curtain to rise on your lady area? Is your dress really tired and simply decided to fall apart while you were wearing it? Is this something you deliberately chose, dear? You wanted to look like this? Oh, sweetie. You're a 21 year old who styles herself to look 20 years older, you're wearing a dress that seems determined to escape your body, and the addition of the leather jacket gives the whole look an early '90s Wilson Phillips kind of feel to it and that's no good at all. Granted, you look like you're old enough to have soft-rocked out with the Wilson Phillips gals, but IMDB tells us that's not so. Hayden darling, allow us to be blunt: hate the dress, hate the skirt, hate the sheer tank top, hate the jacket, hate the hair, don't care about the shoes. There. Consider yourself ripped.



Minion Opinion on Rachel Bilson's puffy sleepover bag of a dress: OUT, but you all knew that already.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage, elle.com]


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