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Enh. It's the ACMs, so we'll forgive a lot, but neither the henley nor the facial hair suit him.


This, however, steps over our line of acceptance. You want to dress casual at the Academy of Country Music Awards? Fine. We're not such coastal elites that we'd sniff at such a thing. But this? This looks like you're about to rob a bank.


He looks kind of adorable but we would have recommended either the jacket or the vest. We're leaning toward just the vest.


Bravo, sir. Bravo.


Slutty craft project. Barbie shoes.


We're glad you're in a good mood, honey, because your dress is kind of depressing.


Is it wrong that we kind of love his getup? If you're going to go there, then GO THERE, we say. She should wear a square-dancing dress.


It's one of those dresses that ensures everyone will be looking at you all night because they're waiting to see if your boob pops out at an inconvenient moment.

Are there convenient moments for your boobs to pop out? Who are we to say?


Edith Prickley goes country.


Chorus girl in an Esther Williams extravaganza.



He's really cute and this almost works but a barrel-chested man should not wear three-button jackets and probably shouldn't wear a vest. With a better fit he'd be downright hot. The hair's a little weird.


Awful shoes.


There's goddess gowns and then there's "Welcome to the Temple of Aphrodite" gowns. Come on now, honey.


Still can't get behind the shiny deep purple, especially when there are ruffles involved. She looks like a cheap bedspread.


This strikes us as a bit too "drinks with the girls."


This strikes us as a bit too "sweet sixteen."


This strikes us as tacky.


We're kind of digging the Blade Runner look the one on the left is sporting. The one on the right has a great dress, but only so-so hair and shoes that look wrong to us.

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