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Very sweet dress, We would have advised against the matchy shoes and ponytail, which take this look from sweet to "ten pounds of sugar."


We're impressed by how well everything fits. Would have preferred a non-black shirt.


Ew, this is awful. Too many undone buttons, too much shirt showing through the bottom, too much pant leg, rumpled mess.


Looks good.


It's a little "Barbie birthday cake," but it works. Mostly.


Well, isn't that what you expect on the ACM red carpet?



Where's your wand, honey?


Practically a primer on common "dressing your body" mistakes. The bodice is way too tight and stiff and the skirt cuts a line right across her hips. Very unflattering.


This would make great wallpaper, wouldn't it? As a suit, it only makes the wearer look crazy, however.


Bland.


We're thinking the Goodfellas jacket with the faded jeans with the beat-up boots is sending too many confusing messages.


Adorable. That's how you do formal cowboy.


Shoes are too heavy; dress has too many gewgaws and the shape is unflattering.


It's not THAT impressive, Luke.


Miranda's right breast? This is Miranda's left breast. Have you met?


It's pretty standard, but damn can she fill it out. The hair is terrible, though.


Too tight, Nic. And the shoes give it an old-timey streetwalker feel.


Very pretty. The color's not the best choice for her and it seems way too formal for the event, but that's her schtick: country Disney princess.


This is actually a cool, casual look. It's totally wrong for the venue, though.



Sweet Jesus on a breadstick. We're speechless.

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