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The blue tuxedo was a chic choice and while we do believe it's permissable and even stylish to wear brown shoes with a blue suit, we'd never recommend it for a formal look.

Not bad. The fit seems a little roomy. Take half an inch off the hem of the pants.

You're wearing a freaking Dior tuxedo, Babygay. Straighten and tighten that tie. He went for a skinny fit in the pants (which he can pull off), so the extra fabric around his angles doesn't bug as much.

Same thing he wore to the Globes; same reaction from us: tuxedos with black shirts read as organized crime. Although as you'll see, we feel some of the men pulled off this tired look last night.

Perfection. Except for the hair. Colin, you're an Oscar nominee. No one will judge you if you use a little product in your hair.

We like the silver tie, but we think the look would have been better with a white shirt. Hem Watch: Looks like a good 2 to 3 inches need to go.

Perfect fit.
Hem Watch: perfect.

He looks cute but the fit is a little off.
Hem Watch: maybe an inch. He's close.

We couldn't tell you about the fit because he's got his hands shoved in his pockets like he's watching a golf tournament.
Hem Watch: perfect.
This kid has real style. Wearing a pink shirt and blue tie with a metallic tuxedo and PULLING IT OFF. Bravo.
Hem watch: Just so.

Looks fine.
Hem Watch: perfect. The Brits tend not to look like they're standing in a hole. They get it.

He's a cute kid and (as far as we know) not a star, so he did alright for himself. The black shirt doesn't detract in this case.
Hem watch: about right, which is no easy task with a guy this tall.

Standard, but well done.
Hem watch: very good. Have these boys been listening to us?

What a striking couple they are. He looks great. So does she.
Hem watch: very good, but are those SUEDE shoes? With a tux? Oh, Jeff. Put the bong down before you make decisions like this.

Lorenzo has just admitted a crush on him, so Tom thinks he looks AWFUL and should be SET ON FIRE. Naah. He looks good, except for the oddly wrinkled pants. He must have gotten a little limo BJ on the way over.

And THAT's why the gays make for better red carpet commentary, bitches. Not even Joan Rivers would have come up with that last line.
Hem watch: a skosh too much.

Far be it for us to defend Giuliana, but we thought he was kind of obnoxious to her last night. Anyway, it's a nice looking tux, but he's a rumpled mess.

It's so sad when the gays let us down on the red carpet. Let's break this down: His pants don't match his jacket, he's wearing a windowpane plaid shirt with a tartan plaid tie, and he bottomed it off (pun unintended!) with a pair of brown shoes. Dude, you are so fucking fired.
Hem watch: That's one thing he got right.

We thought he looked really adorable last night, which is odd, because he never did anything for us before. He can even pull off the black shirt,
Hem watch: Quel désastre. He looks like a Clydesdale wearing shoes.

It would be nearly impossible for him to look bad. However, the fit on the jacket seems a little snug in the midsection.
Hem Watch: Looks like he could take off a good 2 or 3 inches.

Good. Nothing to write home about.
Hem Watch: Almost right. Still a skosh too long.

He's kind of adorable. We saw The Kids are All Right finally and while we thought the cast was uniformly excellent, the picture itself was kind of annoying. Anyway, he looks good. We wish he'd tightened the tie.
Hem Watch: Excellent, Padawan.

Ca-HYUTE! The fit is great.
Hem Watch: Well, nobody's perfect.

He can be pretty irritating and full of himself, but he really looks great here. Love the tie.
Hem Watch: almost there.

We just can't get over his hair. We've seen less highlights and lowlights on your average Mary Kay rep. Anyway, the suit looks fine, but he should be slapped - and hard - for walking the red carpet with his jacket undone and his hand in his pocket. And unless he's planning on leaving early for his job as a construction foreman, those shoes should have never seen the light of day.
Hem Watch: It's a little difficult to assess with his GIGANTIC SHOES blocking our view.

We like that he's a bit of a hipster dandy and that he takes risks, but nothing's working here. Don't like the tie-lessness, don't like the boutonniere, which is way too large and besides, why are you wearing a boutonniere to an awards ceremony anyway? Those are for wedding and proms. Could you imagine if all the women started carrying bouquets or wearing wrist corsages to the red carpet.
Hem Watch: got that part right.

On just about anyone else, we'd have opinions about that hat and that shirt, but it's so totally LL and he's so freaking cute that he makes it work.
Hem Watch: Oy. He's not THAT cute.

Standard, but fine.
Hem Watch: could stand to lose an inch.

Oh, PLEASE. If you're above it all, then don't come. But if you're coming, PUT THE EFFORT IN. He looks ridiculously sloppy.
Hem Watch: Do you really need to ask the question?

Russian mafia enforcer. Not fabulous.
Hem Watch: it hurts our eyes.

EWWWWW!

EWWEWWEWWEWWEWW.

So sleazy looking. You're not at a nightclub, buddy.
Hem Watch: worst of the night. You could take a full 4 inches off those pants. Amazingly, this is not the worst thing about his outfit.

This isn't a very good picture of him. Even so, someone with his coloring should stick to the classic white shirt.
Hem Watch: tragic.

He always looks like he needs a good scrubdown. And no, we don't mean that in a sexual way. He really looks dirty all the time. He's pulling off the look, though.
Hem Watch: Not perfect, but not bad.

J'ADORE JEAN-LUC. And always have. A charming, intelligent, sexy man. He looks fabulous.
Hem watch: Perfection, bien sûr.

He looks perfect, head to toe.

He always looks great in a tux.
Hem Watch: could have taken half an inch off.

Well, he's Warren Beatty. He's been wearing tuxes several times a year for over 50 years. He knows what he's doing.

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